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Not funny I didn't sleep. Your sleep advice is so bad I would have preferred the advice went over my head and you gave up giving me any more sleep tips. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to help me get a good night's rest. Not a yawn, not a drowsy blink, not even the slightest hint of relaxation. Science says before you sleep your brain preps your body to rest but I didn't even feel the slightest bit of calm. 0/10 this advice is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to give sleep tips at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that advice has the potential to keep every person on Earth awake for days. Get a personality and learn how to give sleep advice, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at giving sleep tips. You've single-handedly killed relaxation and every sleep guide on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to help someone sleep. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your sleep advice work it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that advice would get from people is a subtle nap. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after giving that advice otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting to give sleep advice ever again. We should put that advice in textbooks so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute failure at giving sleep tips. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that advice. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at sleep advice. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
Good night.